I was composing an entirely different entry in my head, but it’s 1:26am & way too late to be getting into what I was going to be waffling about. I only mention it here because my composition began like this: I’m born –.
It was then I realised how late it was. ‘I’m born’. Good work, authorgrrrl. Because actually it was the confusion of two phrases wanting to come out of my head at the same time: ‘I’m torn’ & ‘I’m blocked’. Naturally my instinctive efficiency made me go with ‘born’. Next I will be either sleesting or reeping, depending which neurons hit the finishing line first.
Sometimes I’m surprised they let me have a keyboard.
Meantime, could whoever it is that did Kelly Osbourne‘s recent photo shoot please leave a message here. ‘Cos she looks fabulous. Also, she looks not like her. You & me, we can talk.
I wonder what it would be like to not look like yourself. I wonder if it’s a bit like ‘Hey, Ted, yeah, well, you know, I haven’t been myself lately. See?’