Episode IV: In which the Universe Mocks Me
So, today being the day after bin night, I naturally had to collect my bin from its regular morning-after position, which is a) upside down & b) in the very middle of the sidewalk.
As I stooped over its fallen shape, I noted beside it a photo, picture-side down. Naturally, I assumed it was mine, since I’d thrown away several old photos this week. I picked it up & flipped it over, expecting to see a familiar blurred European landscape or yet ANOTHER photo of a squirrel in Stanley Park.
Instead I found this:
Photo of a Guy I Don’t Know
Ever get the feeling the Universe is trying to send you a message?
And that message is ‘you’re a loser’.
*sigh* Even garbage ridicules me.