I am pleased to announce that I have discovered the one true way, which I think should be taught in all schools. I am Pastafarian. Of course. Not only because I wish to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but because …. actually *only* because of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
http://www.boingboing.net/2005/08/19/pastafarianism_flyin.html
Edit: and also because I just really want that venganza image on a shirt.
Edit again: Oh, how wonderful, thanks zarq.