I’m serious, I really want this on a shirt
I am pleased to announce that I have discovered the one true way, which I think should be taught in all schools. I am Pastafarian. Of course. Not only because I wish to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but because …. actually *only* because of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Edit: and also because I just really want that venganza image on a shirt.