Need a laugh? Please.
jaylake points us towards: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2005-09-06/index.html
Though I have to say, this one might be my favourite so far: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1996-08-12/index.html
No, no, wait, this one: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1997-01-13/index.html
(So …. is there an LJ feed for this site?)
And from bookslut:
The fiction editor hesitated a little, then she said firmly: “No. Some people have got to be stopped.”