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  • Boris, with dressing gown

    In today’s delights, Boris Karloff in a dressing gown and Frankenstein make-up, between takes for a little movie called … Frankenstein. And in other news, join Angela Slatter, Kaaron Warren, Jason Fischer, Peter M. Ball & me (me? myself?) in a round-table called The Coming Dark next month at IRoSF; in which we discuss the…

  • Flying just got less fun

    Snakes on a plane — for real. (So they say. Who trusts the mainstream media anymore?) Fumigated the little devils to death. Wouldn’t you just love to be on THAT plane now, eh? *cough* *cough* *gasp for breath*

  • “please bring either an umbrella or a frozen spatchcock –“

    “– and some toothpicks.” Yes! Fans of the mysterious Craig unite! He’s finally creating headlines with his bizarre street signs (though another article says the signs haven’t been seen for some time). Craig should be easy to spot. His favourite costume is “a pirate outfit on the top half but has clown pants and big…

  • Need a laugh? Please.

    jaylake points us towards: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2005-09-06/index.html Though I have to say, this one might be my favourite so far: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1996-08-12/index.html No, no, wait, this one: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1997-01-13/index.html (So …. is there an LJ feed for this site?) And from bookslut: I said. “Oh, come on, have some heart. One of those poor girl is a depressive, says…

  • Protected: Pretty fucking disappointing result, really

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  • Protected: Aw, this one is nice

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  • If you’re going to be a villain, you should be a SUPER villain

    This delights me is so many ways: The demented De@th Widow (De@th-Widow, De@thwidow, Widow De@th, Widow-De@th, Widowde@th) Power(s): Power mimicry, Pyrokinesis, Juggling Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mutant cybernetics Weapon: De@th Musket Transportation: Widow Motorcycle From Lee’s Useless Super-hero Generator http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/herogen/ With thanks to seanwilliams (But am I really juggling, or am I *mimicking* juggling? Only…

  • Protected: Knew it!

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  • No, I am not over-reacting

    There’s something kinda evil about ducks. The way they fix you with those knowing, beady black pips of eyes. You ever notice that? untoward‘s noticed: http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_aug5_2005.htm

  • Deborah is

    From lonewolf23: Type your name into google with the word “is” attached, thus: “Name is”. Return your ten favourite results. 10. Deborah is now booking for the 2003 season and beyond! 9. Deborah is pleased to see that there are bars on the hospital’s windows, but her parents … 8. Afterwards, Deborah is angry that…