I apologise in advance for this post
Opposite my building at work, & in front of a church, lives a bum. He likes to sleep late, this bum, & this morning I noticed that beneath the grubbiness & general filth of his blanket is a huge red & black image of Spiderman.
I almost wanted that blanket.
‘Cept that would be crazy. I mean Spiderman 2 wasn’t even any good.