“please bring either an umbrella or a frozen spatchcock –“
“– and some toothpicks.”
Craig should be easy to spot. His favourite costume is “a pirate outfit on the top half but has clown pants and big shoes” — which he likes to wear while riding trains. He also may or may not be from NYC & may have recently changed his name.
No, I did not make this up. But someone did. And they deserve our love.